Life actuaries can tell you how many people will die in a year; the waste industry can show you where the bodies are.
Both industries can help you clean up after a disaster strikes.
A mountain of losses is like a landfill — a good cover can make both smell a lot better.
Always be careful when you ask for a data dump.
Actuaries are always backing into things — so are garbage trucks.
Both can have “containment issues.”
Kids always run to the window when the insurance truck comes around on Thursday mornings.
Michael Ersevim, ACAS, is a data scientist with Waste Management in Windsor, Connecticut.